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Hippie Crippler THCa Hemp Flower is a 70/30 sativa-dominant hybrid known for its uplifting effects and rich, earthy aroma. The flavor profile features sweet berry notes complemented by earthy undertones and a subtle hint of spice, creating a well-rounded and flavorful experience.
This strain delivers an immediate cerebral high that promotes euphoria and creativity, making it an excellent choice for daytime use. The effects then transition into a gentle body relaxation, alleviating stress and minor aches without heavy sedation. Medium to small-sized buds are carefully cold-cured to preserve their terpene-rich profile, ensuring exceptional quality and potency. This strain tests high in Terpinolene, Ocimene, and Myrcene, enhancing its distinctive character.
Key Features:
- Flavor Profile: Sweet berry with earthy undertones and a hint of spice.
- Sativa-Dominant Hybrid Effects: Uplifting cerebral high with gentle body relaxation, ideal for daytime use.
- Premium Buds: Medium to small-sized, cold-cured for optimal preservation.
Additional Notes:
- Potent and Powerful: Best suited for experienced users; mix with CBD for a balanced entourage effect.
- Consumption Caution: Consume responsibly at home. Avoid driving or operating heavy machinery.
- Legal Compliance: Check your state and local laws before purchasing high-THCa hemp flower.
Composition:
- Terpenes: 3.949% (high in Terpinolene, Ocimene, and Myrcene)
- THCVA: 0.135%
- D9 - THC: 0.234%
- THCA: 27.027%
- CBGA: 0.785%
- CBCA: 0.092%
- Total Cannabinoids: 28.275%
Potency Lab Testing: View
Ingredients: Hemp Flower, rolling paper
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